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Tessa Carranza-Hawthorn's avatar

Piss politician and Justin Theroux are my faves !!!!!!

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Tessa Carranza-Hawthorn's avatar

Also Friar Fuck for Samantha because LOL and true spirituality is hot

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Justyne's avatar

I always go back to Carrie’s high school sweetheart played by David Duchovny.

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Michelle's avatar

Some of my favorites:

- The cute baker who charlotte couldn’t tell was gay or not

- the guy who wanted Miranda to eat his ass out and waved it all in her face during a massage (shout out to charlottes “you wouldn’t?” Line)

- not dating but the woman Miranda was in a fake relationship with. They would’ve been so cute

- Samantha and the firefighter

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Kiara's avatar

ok the guy that charlotte couldnt tell if he was gay or not was literally my dream like wow

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Michelle's avatar

God forbid someone not want to kill a rat, Charlotte 🙄

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papapizzeria's avatar

The guy who has to immediately shower after ...

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Kiara's avatar

that would have driven me CRAZY

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rachel's avatar

I literally JUST watched this episode!! You're so right he was so cute!! And so normal! He and Aiden actually had very similar vibes imo

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Kiara's avatar

wait tea..........

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rose's avatar

Ben was Carrie’s biggest fumble tbh

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Kiara's avatar

no fr. just dumb for no reason

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Sydney's avatar

Thank you!!!!! I really wanted them to work out but honestly he is too good for carrie so nvm.

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Arri's avatar

I know exactly why the algorithm showed me this. It is because I also cannot stop thinking about Ben and how badly Carrie fumbled that!!! Like yes her love life would've been too normal and the show would've been over but damn...damn...

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Kiara's avatar

it could have all been so simple.... but carrie would have rather made it hard

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katadelic's avatar

The jazz guy who Carrie thought was so interesting until she couldn’t handle his chaos. And she ends it because “he just has adhd”. classic 😂

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Kiara's avatar

one of the few times I actually agreed with her. He was def on coke or something

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Meredith W's avatar

I always thought the guy Miranda dated who watched one spanking movie was really cute

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Elisia B's avatar

I want to preface this by saying if there is a ‘I can’t stand Carrie’ support group, I am management.

Carrie - dating the guy she met in the therapy office (who loses interest in women after sleeping with them); there was a rare moment of accountability when she realised she dates the wrong men

Charlotte - not sure if they dated, but the photographer who encouraged her to play with her masculine side (that was hot)

Samantha - the guy she was in a committed relationship with in season 1 (who had a tiny penis)

Miranda - Carrie’s friend Skipper who was enamoured with Miranda, who only started liking him when he was unavailable to her (her rare moment of toxicity)

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Kiara's avatar

i’m so curious what happened with skippers character. i’m listening to kristen davis’s podcast about the show waiting for her to address that bc they literally just never talk about him again

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Elisia B's avatar

I wish they made him return in like season 5 or 6. I almost feel like they tried to make Steve the reincarnated Skipper.

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Field Notes from the Middle's avatar

Agree. Steve is Skipper 2.0

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Kiara's avatar

i agree!!!

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Marie's avatar

I also think of:

- the cello player Carrie dates. She essentially says she can't because of his ADD or ADHD.

- Charlotte and that guy who couldn't finish in bed unless he swore awful things at her.

- Robert (Miranda's neighbour). He was so attractive and I was kinda sad when she got back with Steve (especially during Brady's birthday party when they were both taken)

- Samantha and the guy with the "funkiest tasting spunk" haha she tries to eat greener foods with him hoping it'll affect him

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Kiara's avatar

omg the jazz guy!!!! yeah that would have drove me crazyyyy

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Darby | It’s Cerulean's avatar

YES!! I think about this often. I also think of:

- Sam and the short guy

- How Miranda and Charlotte both date people that Carrie dated (the asshole guy and the “sex maniac” who found Prozac)

- Carrie and the comic book store guy

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Kiara's avatar

carrie and the comic book store guy ahhhh!! that is such a good episode. when she steals the weed>>>> one of her best moments tbh

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Darby | It’s Cerulean's avatar

ABSOLUTELY agreed!!

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Jack Hannon's avatar

that is the Bethesda Fountain! in CP

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Kiara's avatar

omg thank you. I knew I was wrong but how tf was I supposed to find out. Glad I have u for this knowledge

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Jack Hannon's avatar

that man is also fine as hell I was so mad at her

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bre's avatar

LMAO

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bre's avatar

I remember most! TBT when Sam dates the black guy bc it was all over the place. I was just talking to my friend about when Carrie dated the guy who was bi. But my fave is when Sam dated a woman! I don’t have a favorite guy that any of them dated bc none of them dated men that made me go “oh this is a good choice” but I did love when Trey told his mom to leave Charlotte alone.

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Kiara's avatar

i hated when samantha was dating that black guy and they broke up bc of his sister. like on one hand very real of her but bc sam is my sis i was like but waitttt she’s cool lol. it makes complete sense that carrie is biphobic. and of all the men charlotte def had the better taste!!

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bre's avatar

“to which he responded “……..” “ me as hell!

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