[UPDATE] Why do all the men on Love Island USA S7 have such terrible tattoos?

An investigation

The way Ace and Nick are out mugging everyone in this photo.

Love Island season 7 has officially kicked off, and so far, we are looking at a very entertaining season.

However, I can’t understand why some of the men have such terrible tattoos.

Let’s start with Ace.

Obviously, Ace is attractive. He’s actually impressing me with his emotional intelligence and low dating numbers. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still a hoe, but he’s not the worst person on the season like I thought he was going to be.

However, he does have the worst tattoos out of all the men. Why is there a baby on your chest? You think that when women are having sex with you, they want to stare at a baby???

To make matters worse, it gets even more diabolical once he turns around.

Why does he have his name tattooed on his back??? This is so unbelievably corny, I never understand getting your name tattooed on yourself. Much less your back. That is some next-level narcissism. The women in the villa are better than me because that would have been my first question to him.

Let’s move on to the next offender, Taylor

The bible scripture on the left is typical Black southern man shit. However, the words on the left are most likely from his fraternity.

“Ade Shall Not Kill Ade’ is apparently another version of “Thou shalt not kill” from the Ten Commandments. EDIT: LOL it’s definitley “Ape shall not kill Ape” which is even worse LMFAOOOOOO” I thought ade was some sort of fratenity.

I don’t know why you need a tattoo to remind yourself not to kill someone…whatever keeps you from being a murderer, I guess. It’s a chop from me.

Let’s move on to the trump supporter of the season¹, Austin.

He already has such a dumb looking face², but why does he have a tattoo of a woman drinking some sort of drink on his chest? The cupids on his pecks, are ugly but ultimately harmless. Why would he go on a dating show with a tattoo of another woman on his chest? Ace’s tattoos may be cringe, but at least the baby probably has some sort of family tie in. There is no way this woman drinking this drink has some sort of familial sentimental value. I know that because of how her breasts are drawn. This is definitely an ex-girlfriend or possibly a friend who died. Either way, a name and a date would have sufficed. Utterly terrible. I can’t believe the women haven’t asked him who this girl is.

Either way, I am rooting for everybody Black! Specifically, Olandria and Chelly. Everyone else, good luck!

UPDATE

Pepe has entered the villa and he also has terrible tattoos

That Joker tattoo…jail. I hope it isn’t foreshadowing for what he’s about to do with Hannah.

Jalen actually has the most normal tattoos out of everyone. Everyone thinks he’s boring, but I like him! He’s a true southern man. It doesn’t take much to make him happy. If Olandria likes it, I love it! We need someone to keep her company while we figure out how to get Nic away from Cierra and into Olandria’s arms.

1. The other trump supporter, Yulissa, got removed, thank God

2. He looks like Justin Hartley’s uglier twin