Taylor Swift and Matty Healy are "over"

Crossing off Matty Healy on her long list of ex-lovers

I personally think this was the craziest thing the both of them did. Her smile, his face, her NYU sweatshirt. The question of them working on new music. It was all just so messy.

Listen as we know I did not think these two were actually dating. And even if they were it was a rebound for Taylor at best. I didn’t even want to comment on this because what else is there to say? I do think the most likely scenario was that they were just fucking around and working on music together very casually. Music that we will definitely not hear any time soon now. I personally think this is what actually happened:

1. Taylor breaks up with Joe and is not that upset about it since the reports say that it was amicable and that they grew a part.

2. Taylor hangs out with Matty and remembers that she has a blank space, and she write his name.

3. Taylor uses him as a rebound and for the one thing he must be good at: sex.

4. Taylor (or Tree) finds out (before rest of the world- not including the initial shock on twitter) about his racist and weird behavior involving Ice Spice.

5. Taylor decides to get ahead of it and askes Ice Spice to be on the Karma remix.

6. Taylor tells Matty that they are over and that she is collaborating with Ice Spice and tells him that he should make a statement. He doesn’t.

7. Taylor announces the Ice Spice collab but still doesn’t address the Matty rumors.

8. Taylor eats the hate that she is getting because she knows she already broke it off with Matty and that their “break up” announcement is coming and that she will be not connected to him anymore.

9. The announcement comes. Taylor seems like she is doing this in response to his controversy which I think is true, but the timeline was different than the world may think it is.

I just do not think they ever even got to a point to where they were “boyfriend” and “girlfriend” this was a rebound at BEST. Anyone can see that from a mile away. We all know that good dick can make you do some crazy things. Most white men who are terrible only have that going for them. I will also announce that I will be removing Matty from my baby daddy list because this is too much. I was expecting more of you to say something about him honestly but somehow, he went unchecked. Thats okay there is always the now. So, so long Matty. We will always have I like it when you Sleep¹…

Personally, I wonder who she will date next. We haven’t had a single Taylor Swift in 6 years, so the sky is the limit! She started off pretty strong controversy wise so I wonder where she will go from here. I think that the drama and racism that would ensue if she dated a black person would be so crazy. I only want it to happen because of the mess but not really because racism isn’t cool². I am only mentioning it here because as we know famous white women have a pattern of breaking up with their long term partners and then dating a black man³. The only reason why I think she wouldnt is because the black community hates her right now. However, do I put it past her and Tree for her to plan to date a black man so she can try and salvage her (small) black fanbase? No, I do not.

I would love it if she actually dated a woman or entertained the Gaylor rumors. I don’t know if I believe that Taylor was deep in Karlie Kloss’s puss, but I do think something was going on there. She likes Gaylor TikTok’s which seems sloppy for someone doesn’t want people to think shes gay. To quote Hunter Harris⁴ “we are in uncharted territory” I miss when Taylor was single and dating around. I just hope the next person isn’t as problematic, but we will just have to wait and see.

1. I have the CD that I st*ole from Barnes and noble, so he won’t be getting any more money from me!

2. lol

3. See: Kris Jenner, Kacy Musgraves, Adele, Etc.

4. Me and Hunter used the same pic for the cover but that just proves how crazy this picture was