Kissing Cousins | And Just Like That S2 E9 Recap
If everyone is kissing, who is flying the plane???
Day 4 going on a million of covid. As much as having covid has sucked, I am grateful that I did not have it during my birthday week. It’s bad enough I have it during Leo season at all. Anyway, here we are again with another AJLT episode to recap. I’m not ready for this show to be over but all good things come to an end. Do you think Kim Cattrall will return for the 3rd season if the price is right? Personally, I do. She said she would never return back to the franchise at all but look at her now! She must have just watched Never Say Never or something! Lmfao I know said I was only going to write one letter while I had covid and this is my third one. Can someone say delusional? Alight let’s get into it.
Off the bat i’m pissed I didn’t get to see Carrie actually on the farm with Aidan’s family. Maybe because we already had a cabin episode that went terribly for Carrie. I bet SJP was like “not a chance.” Wyatt giving Carrie the side eye was sending me!!!!! Immediately my favorite one of his sons. Actually, he is the one that sleeps with the chicken so I always knew I liked him. Idk how to describe it but his hair literally screams divorced parents. I just had to include this pic of Aidan in his underwear because I’m sorry he is so hot like FUCK. Idk if its the covid isolation, but this first scene really did it for me. We even had a jump scare of that awful jacket he had on and I didnt even care.
The main question I had with this scene with Seema was why was there another man with her showing the home? In her mind isn’t she the best in the business? Why does she need anyone else to help her sell this apartment? I haven’t watched Selling Sunset in a while so I don’t remember how real estate works tbh. They’re messy for having sex upstairs when that man was downstairs but I live for it.
Okay so I did have to google how old the actor was that plays Brady before I typed this. But to my surprise that man is 28 years old! Gag! So as I was saying, Brady could get it! I’m sorry! But then I looked up the actress that plays Lily and that woman is 27 years old?!!!! HELLO????? I was scared to look up Rock’s age because they fully look like a child. This experience just changed my entire perception of reality. However, Rock is actually played by a 14 year old so PHEW. Yeah them actors need to keep striking because what do you mean??? As a 27 year old if I could still play a high schooler and look like a high schooler that would be sicking but also scary….. There needs to be more adult roles for adult to play because between Never Have I Ever and this, I don’t know how much my nerves can take of this.
ANYWAY I live for Brady and Lily! I don’t really know what Miranda and Charlotte really thought was going to happen when they made Lily go talk to Brady. Have they met Teenagers? My thing is just how old is Lily supposed to be? Because isn’t Brady out of high school? I fully have no idea what kids look like or are supposed to look like anymore.
Now for the Blacks. I’m sorry but Nicole Ari Parker was acting her ass off this episode. LTW was knocked out! Even the bob was shocked! Side note: I just found out this week that Nicole Ari Parker is married to fine ass Boris Kodjoe. Gagged me. I found out because they went to the Renaissance World Tour with Miss Tina and two their kids.
Anywho, Nya deserves to get fucked by this white man! You can tell that she is tickled lmfao. Im happy for her. Miranda deserved to use the bathroom but I was happy for Nya.
No i’m sorry like Nya was really in Pound Town!!!!!! I just really lived for the entire plotline. Sometimes you gotta have someone fuck you into oblivion so you forget how sad you are and that is so real! It helps that the white man was actually really cute.
Did I not call this entire Che plotline in this letter? Like I literally did. What else was going to happen to them in this pet store lmfao.
Che hasn’t quit yet but we still have one more episode. I doubt we’ll make it an entire season without a Che stand up comedy scene. But Che bringing this cat into Carrie apartment shows just how out of touch Che is with the world. Also how much they really don’t know Carrie to her core. In what world would Carrie-no-cookware-in-her-kitchen-Bradshaw want a live animal in her apartment? Also she said it herself that she can’t even keep plants alive. Hell, she can barely keep a man relationship alive! This just showed how new of a friend Che really is. Anyone who knows Carrie even a little bit would know that bringing multiple kittens in her home was not going to end well.
Finally a Seema love interest that is kind of on her level! Aidan fangirling over his fake Marvel movie was really cute. If you don’t like Aidan, don’t expect any slander here! Every time he is on my screen I put my chin in my palm of my hands and im kicking my feet. Like that is my man. Anyway, I am actually kind of sad about Carrie selling her apartment. It doesn’t really make sense for her to still have it but also who is she without it?
Antony saying “Im shy”………Liza Minelli Lies!!!!! If Antony didn’t stop playing and fuck this man by the end of this episode I was really going to be annoyed. Giuseppe is so cute I would have folded at the damn poetry stand.
Each outfit that each woman wore to see Carrie’s new apartment was so textbook their character. The stylist went crazy. Miranda looked amazing in that suit!!! Charlotte no notes! Carrie…….is Carrie. That apartment really was gorgeous. Crazy how many times we have seen this woman shop for an apartment in these two seasons alone. Oh to be a rich white woman….
Pound Town! Nya’s in Pound Town!!!!!
Lily!!!!!!!!! This entire scene had me screaming. Miranda and Charlotte airing out their kids business in front of the server at Chipotle was sooo real. I can’t tell you how many Chipotle workers know my tea lmfao. They really hold the secrets of the city when you think about it.
Charlotte is so messy for saying that Lily would have Miranda as a mother in law. As if Miranda isn’t one of her best friends??! Also as if Charlotte wouldn’t be actually be the annoying mother in law! Delusional down….. She’s so me.
Charlotte’s face when Brady walked in immediately reminded me of this tweet. Charlotte and Miranda don’t get that many scenes together but when they do it’s always messy. Each episode we are reminded that all of these white women are friends for a reason. Personally, I don’t really see why it’s such a big deal if Lily and Brady date. Isn’t that what friend groups who have kids want anyway? So then you can all be a big happy family? Wouldn’t you want your child to date someone who you knew wasn’t crazy and whose family you already know? I didn’t understand why Charlotte and Miranda didn’t see that this was honestly kind of best case scenario.
Well Nya it was fun while it lasted… This is why it’s recommended that you unfollow your ex whenever you break up because fooling with social media you really will fuck around and find out. Now that I think about it even if you aren’t following each other sometimes your posts will show up. Your own timeline on your own phone isn’t safe chile. Phew. Can’t wait until we find another solution to social media.
LTW and this wig!! I’m sorry every time she woke up I was cackling. She was knocked out!!!! Now we know it’s because she’s pregnant!!! I was gagged!! That is so cute and so exciting!! But also I wish she was just really tired lmfao. Because no shade but Henry is really getting on my nerves. I do not like the way that he talks to her. Women deserve to sleep!
FINALLY these gays fucked!!! But did they have to do it in the child’s bedroom? Tisk Tisk. Crying that the reason Antony didn’t want to sleep with him was because he thought he wanted a green card. I would have never thought that was why he was being so weird lmfao. I love Anthony’s character so much.
So interesting to see the woman who ended up with Aidan after Carrie. She kind of gagged her good with the “I read your book.” I felt like Kathy not wanting Carrie to write about her kids was very valid and honestly really smart. It’s not their fault their dad is in a historically emotionally abusive relationship with Carrie. They don’t deserve to have their business out there. I do know that Carrie as probably pissed she couldn’t put the chicken story in her next book: Love after Big Mistakes.
I’m not gonna lie I thought that Aidan was going to break up with Carrie in the new house. As much as I think they are end game, I do not trust these writers. However, I am very happy for them!! Finally they get to have the life they should have had 25 years ago! I guess it really is never too late. Maybe in this house will Carrie follow the Coco Chanel rule of taking of one thing before you leave the house.
Now, why did Lizette have to mention that the guys she subleases from were gay? How did that matter to the events at hand? Carrie was also confused lmfao. I do love this passing of the New York socialite batton in the form of a fully paid off apartment. My questions are: Is she giving Lizette this apartment for free? Is she going to charge her rent? If she is, that is kind of dirty because Carrie clearly doesn’t need the money and also she would be becoming a landlord…… Also sure maybe they are actually close, but I feel like they're not let you live in my paid off apartment close. So many questions but only one episode left. And next time we get to see Samantha!!! I just realized that the season finale airs on my birthday!!!!!!!! Kim Cattrall really did this for ME! Thanks girl! See y’all next week!