Charli XCX You Have To Fulfill The Brat Prophecy At The Grammy's

+ Grammy Predictions!

Charli XCX once said:

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, in a big pink truck
February 10th and I'm gonna pull up
Hey, Staples Center, what the fuck is up?
Yeah, I'm parked outside watching all the girls strut
Got the custom on, hit the worst-dressed list
Yeah, you better not slide, not slip, not trip
'Cause I poured a load of gasoline on the carpet
Lit a cigarette, took a drag, then I just flicked it
Place went boom, boom, boom, boom, clap
And I just laughed when the bodies went splat
Yeah, I knew I'd end up with my hands behind my back
In a police car, blue and red sirens
All flash, flash, flash, flash
lights and cameras everywhere
Now I'm on the news with the DUI stare, who cares?
Just put me on the platform, turn the microphone on
There's no one I wanna thank out there, yeah

That is the second verse from my favorite song on Brat (original) Spring Breakers. Where she describes blowing up the Grammys. If you didn’t know the Grammys are famously held at the Staples Center aka the Crypto.com Arena now. However, it will always be the Staples Center to me.

Either way, since the first moment I heard this song, I have dreamed about her opening the Grammy’s with this song and basically playing out exactly what she sings about. Here’s what I picture:

Charli is backstage. There is a phone ringing sound. She answers it and begins the first verse. As the second verse starts, she walks out, gets in a car, and simulates driving to the middle of the stage. She gets out of the car and pulls out gasoline from the back seat. hen she starts pouring it in a circle and then lights it on fire. Things start falling behind her but just before it becomes too destructive, she puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher and sings the bridge at a podium prop. Which is obviously a lie and the she pulls a hammer from under the podium and begins to start smashing the set.¹

That is just a rough draft but I want her to gag us. The Grammy’s have been so boring in the past few years and I am looking forward to Charli’s performance the most. If she doesn’t sing Spring Breakers what was it all for?

Anyway, let’s move on to my Grammy predictions. I am hosting a Grammy’s party on Sunday and can’t wait to see what happens.

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I’m just going to give you who I think will win the top 4 categories we all have things to do! Okay I lied, I threw a couple more in there but if you want to see my full predictions let me know in the comments!

Record of The Year

• "Now and Then" – The Beatles

• "TEXAS HOLD 'EM" – Beyoncé

• "Espresso" – Sabrina Carpenter

• "360" – Charli xcx

• "BIRDS OF A FEATHER" – Billie Eilish - WILL WIN

• "Not Like Us" – Kendrick Lamar - SHOULD WIN

• "Good Luck, Babe!" – Chappell Roan"

• Fortnight" – Taylor Swift Featuring Post Malone

Best New Artist

• Benson Boone

• Sabrina Carpenter

• Doechii - SHOULD WIN

• Khruangbin

• Raye

• Chappell Roan - WILL WIN

• Shaboozey

• Teddy Swims

Album of The Year

• New Blue Sun – André 3000

• COWBOY CARTER – Beyoncé (I want Bey to get win as much as everyone else but we have to be serious for a second here)

• Short n' Sweet – Sabrina Carpenter

• BRAT – Charli xcx - SHOULD WIN

• Djesse Vol. 4 – Jacob Collier

• HIT ME HARD AND SOFT – Billie Eilish - WILL WIN

• Chappell Roan The Rise And Fall Of A Midwest Princess – Chappell Roan

• THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT – Taylor Swift

Song of The Year

• "A Bar Song (Tipsy)" - Shaboozey

• "BIRDS OF A FEATHER" - Billie Eilish - WILL WIN

• "Die With A Smile" - Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars

• "Fortnight" - Taylor Swift Ft. Post Malone

• "Good Luck, Babe!" - Chappell Roan

• "Not Like Us" - Kendrick Lamar - SHOULD WIN

• "Please Please Please" - Sabrina Carpenter

• "TEXAS HOLD 'EM" - Beyoncé

Best Pop Vocal Album

• Short n' Sweet — Sabrina Carpenter - No shade I love Sabrina but I think she’ll get them next time. Don’t Smile deserves a grammy tho.

• HIT ME HARD AND SOFT — Billie Eilish (there is also a good case for this winning too)

• eternal sunshine — Ariana Grande - She doesn’t even care about the Grammys so she’ll be fine.

• Chappell Roan The Rise And Fall Of A Midwest Princess — Chappell Roan - SHOULD WIN ( I know the girls will be shocked to see this but I can’t deny this album’s impact! Regardless of if I stream it or not)

• THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT — Taylor Swift - WILL WIN (they love tay tay and they wont let her leave with nothing)

Best Alternative Music Album

• Wild God — Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

• Charm — Clairo - SHOULD WIN. Y’all already know how I feel about Clairo.

• The Collective — Kim Gordon

• What Now — Brittany Howard - WILL WIIN - The Grammys loves her

• All Born Screaming — St. Vincent

Who do you think will win the top 4 categories? Let me know below!

1. This is just in my dreams but given the recent fires in LA she probably wont do anything with fire