Nicki Minaj it's time to log out....
You brought this upon yourself. Now its time for me to read you.
I wasn’t even supposed to write today but Nicki you have some fucking nerve. Barbz go ahead and take a seat. Your fearless leader has been online saying all kinds of shit about my wife Megan Thee Stallion. It would be one thing if the things she was saying had any weight but I need Onika to be sooooooo fucking for real. The following is a read from me that has been long overdue on the court. If you didn’t know now you know. I cannot stand Nicki Minaj and she needs to keep her lips closed on my wife in the future. Onika, sit down. The court is in session.
Authors note: Since writing this Nicki has gone ballistic on Twitter saying all types of disrespectful things about Megan’s mom and her family. It’s honestly sad to see. Pray for her y’all Super Freaky Grandma has lost it.
Dear Nicki Minaj,
First of all that whack ass song song that you previewed on Instagram live was so weak.
"3 Grammy's and you have to learn how to rap on the beat”
“She like 6 foot, I call her big foot, the bitch fell off I said get up on your good foot”
First of all you thought you ate that???? So Megan is tall and got shot in the foot??? I feel like if you wanted that to be gag worthy you should have mentioned that 4 years ago when it happened? Also you are such a terrible person for making a joke out of the fact that she got shot. That is so tacky. Why do you hate Megan exactly? What did she actually do to you besides become successful in rap? Did you even know Tory Lanez or do you need to just insert yourself into this story to be relevant?
Now, let’s talk about what you are really mad about. That Megan’s law bar in Megan’s new song Hiss. It is no secret that you are married to an ugly rapist murder. The girls have been eating you up for that, rightfully so. Its enough that you were dating this man but then you had to get married and have his baby? Do you have no morals? Do you not have anyone in your corner to tell you that this is a bad look and idk maybe that you can do better? It’s giving that everyone in your life secretly hates you or is scared of you. But, I am not scared of you. I’d possibly be scared if you actually made music that I wanted to listen to. Or if a lot of your fans didn’t have the media literacy of a toddler.
Now, if we really want to go bar for bar. Megan’s career started in 2016 and since then she has had more songs that are listenable and streamable than you have. I mean even your latest project Pink Friday 21 relied heavily on terribly mixed samples and whack ass bars. You make music for TikTok, not because you actually have something to say. You hide behind the gimmicks of recognizable samples and lackluster beats to actually go viral and have a hit. People forget that if you take away streams and charts at the end of the day talent always wins. In the race of talent I think you’re mad because Megan Thee Stallion has been rapping circles around you for YEARS.
You already hate it when another female rapper is doing better than you. Did you forget that yes, Megan has 3 Grammys and you have *checks notes* Zero (0)? Did you forget that you actually have to sing and stand upright on stage when you’re performing? Did you forget that you actually have to have memorable songs? Did you forget how to actually make good music? It’s honestly frustrating because we all know your potential. No one is arguing about your influence on rap music and culture. But we have to remember that the last time you had an album that everyone agreed was pretty good was in 2014. 10 years ago. In 10 years you barely have anything to show for yourself because you always get in your own way with narcissism and stupid shit. For the record the last Nicki Minaj verse that I care about is on The Light is Coming by Arianka.
Now, this dumbass twitter rant. First of all Megan never said that she was an actress. You know who said she was? You. But your credits include what exactly? The Other Woman and Steven Universe? Again, 10 years ago. You know what you could star in? A Pink Friday 2 music video. You could worry about actually promoting your album or your tour. You could worry about signing those contracts for your dancers for that tour that is supposed to start in a month. Megan the Stallion said on The Breakfast Club that a hit dog was going to holler and look at you, hollering.
You are a bully and it honestly is sad to see you fall off because you are better than this. You could have been seen as a great mentor to up and coming female rappers but instead you decided to be jealous, scared, and annoying. You are not the Queen of Rap. Missy Elliot is the Queen of Rap. You are the Jester of Rap. You are a joke and you need to sit down. Take them colored contacts out. Take a good long look in the mirror and decide if this is the example that you want to leave for your child. Nicki, it’s time to grow up.
List of people who in 2024 are better rappers than Nicki Minaj
Girl the list goes on and fucking on! Long story short girl, think twice before you come for Megan Thee Stallion. Court Dismissed.
That should have had a different name because it does not sound like Pink Friday at all
AI visuals for your album like mama this is GARBAGE
LMFAOOOOOO WHEW jester of rap is crazy!